Hi, I'm Chandler. I use humor as a defense mechanism, work in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration (whatever that means), and somehow ended up married to Monica — which is easily the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Interests: Sarcasm, foosball, sweater vests, making fun of Ross, avoiding Janice, naps.

Favorite Music: Anything that drowns out Joey singing.

Favorite Movies: Die Hard (the first one), action flicks, anything with explosions.